http://www.nytimes.com/2004/07/14/national/14gays.html
"You can say I'm a hater," said Senator Rick Santorum, Republican of Pennsylvania and a leading proponent of the amendment. "But I would argue I'm a lover. I'm a lover of traditional families and children who deserve the right to have a mother and father."
So in other words, Santorum loves kids, right? Really loves them. Maybe the way Woody Allen loves kids like Soonyi.